Shopping... I HATE Shopping!
Dear Diary~UGH! Today I had to go out shopping for a gown for the Cyber Cruise this weekend... what a DISASTER this was! You know how I am! I will simply NOT wear just ANY old gown! It has to be right! It has to make a statement! It has to be ME! Well... I flew into Paris to see what was being offered this season...
Okay... Armani had this.
But if HER hips look like that, imagine what MY
rolls of flesh would look like.... I think not.
Maybe Dior has something better...
But if HER hips look like that, imagine what MY
rolls of flesh would look like.... I think not.
Maybe Dior has something better...
Uhhhh... NO!
Well... I dO like that it comes with it's own hat!But... ummmmmmm... no.
Maybe Channel?
Maybe Channel?
Oh gooooood grief!Is there NOTHING for the full figured girl???
Well, thank you Vera Wang!Isn't this attractive!?
Can you spell c.o.m.b.???
Ya have to admit - it hides the fat...
(not that SHE has any!)
I'm thinking Nordstroms or Bloomies is looking mighty fine right now!
And I've still gotta find shoes too!
Oy vey!
(by the way... do y'all remember when it was expected
that models would be beautiful?)
Can you spell c.o.m.b.???
Ya have to admit - it hides the fat...
(not that SHE has any!)
I'm thinking Nordstroms or Bloomies is looking mighty fine right now!
And I've still gotta find shoes too!
Oy vey!
(by the way... do y'all remember when it was expected
that models would be beautiful?)
The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports
Lifecruiser Cyber Cruise in Technorati
Labels: Cyber Cruise
posted by Melli at
1:38 PM
9 comment(s):
Well good luck. I could not get into any of these "fashions"...How about some plain ole'jeans!! smile!! I will not be around tomorrow and Saturday. I am off to South Carolina for a Beth Moore conference. Be back late afternoon on Saturday. Have fun blogging see you then..Sandy
By
Ramblins of a middle-aged goddess, at
4/12/2007 4:40 PM
You hate shopping too? Hmmm, so we are two of a kind in a lot of ways then LoL
By
RennyBA, at
4/12/2007 5:11 PM
It's really strange that we didn't meet in Paris ! The dresses you choose look very much like my style, lol ! I hope we won't show up in the same dress !!
By
Ingrid, at
4/12/2007 5:57 PM
Now wouldn't that be a hoot....you and Gattina in the same dress?!!
Is that 'see through'?
Oh lordy....you wouldn't catch me in that even to go to bed in!! rolf
Good luck.
By
Hootin Anni, at
4/12/2007 6:25 PM
WOW! I love your new layout - it´s awesome. My shopping assistent was a mess - I still have to decide what to wear. The feather hat is pretty cool... no sunglasses needed. But the Chanel lady... ewwww... she looks very sick, doesn´t she? I´d like to feed her...
By
Unknown, at
4/12/2007 6:50 PM
The choosing is a big problem for me too. Phew. This must be the toughest cruise day so far.... Even tougher than the pirates ;-)
I couldn't even show my choices. That's how tough it is.
I'm going to have nightmares about this....
By
Anonymous, at
4/12/2007 8:57 PM
That last one looks a lot like my night gown - -which might explain why her hair looks just slept in.
By
Anonymous, at
4/12/2007 9:49 PM
I hate shopping too - especially being 'large' AND tall......now I'm of a certain age it's three strikes and I'm out of consideration for 'fashionistas'..
But that's ok, I can usually pick up something suitable somewhere - even if it does resemble a large tent or, alternatively, a potato sack.....
:-)
cq
By
craziequeen, at
4/12/2007 10:49 PM
Great run-a-way shots!!
I got mine at Nordstroms. You were asking about the green dress on my discard pile? I think you will find it there.
:-)
By
Irish Church Lady :), at
4/13/2007 11:43 AM
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