A Monday Memory...
I was looking through some of my old emails, cleaning house a wee bit so to speak, and I came across this one sent to me while Krysti was visiting Amanda at HER house a few months ago. They were "together" answering a "survey" that Krysti had received. I HOPE you enjoy it as much as I did! Honestly I was laughing hysterically - but ... I can sO hear them answering this and picture them...MY Goofball Daughters...
Amanda & Krysti ...Gotta LOVE 'em!
What level do you play in Guitar Hero?
Krysti says: getting into medium now. k thanks.
Amanda says: Krysti, that means you're still at level easy.
Are you In a relationship?
Krysti says: stop asking me this. damnit.
Amanda says: Krysti's in an 'in the future' relationship.
Krysti says: amanda, your supposed to be answering the questions for yourself.
Amanda says: no.
Mom says: Krysti is NOW in a relationship quite different from the "in the future" relationship they anticipated she would be in!
Are you wearing jeans right now?
Krysti says: No, i'm wearing courdoroy's (is that how u spell it?)
Amanda says: just no would have been adequate!
Where is your dad?
Krysti says: He's snoring quite loudly i'm sure. oh in bed.
Amanda says: sleeping in bed would have been fine.
Do you live with both of your parents?
Krysti says: Yes
Amanda says: thats because your a college drop-out loser! no, finally i don't.... i'm only 31!
Do you think too much or too little?
Krysti says: just the right amount. so there.
Amanda says: you definately have a false perception of yourself child.
Do you smile a lot?
Krysti says: currently, yes.
Amanda says: umm... yeah, it depends on the day and your mood!
What is the price of gas where you live?
Krysti says: not as much as where i just moved from. haha
Amanda says: Nobody cares where you just came from and you didn't tell us how much the gas costs.
Krysti replies: it WAS 3.31 when i left college. It IS 2.80 at home.
Amanda replies: 2.99 (shes bitter)
Mom says: It's now up to $3.53
What was the last compliment you received, and when?
Krysti says: Amanda told me my eyes are too big for my face. is that a compliment? or should i go gouge my overly large eyeballs out??
Amanda says: Actually, I told you that you have beautiful eyes. (she lies)
Have you ever rode in a plane?
Krysti says: why yes.
Amanda says: (she's speechless)
Are you for or against abortion?
Krysti says: let us not get into politics this evening. k thanks.
Amanda says: figure yourself out and learn what you believe.
Krysti replies: please.
Do you prefer call or text?
Krysti says: text. duh
Amanda says: definitely... I hate it when Krysti calls me
Do you have any siblings?
Krysti says: I do not. have any siblings. Actually, I was adopted.
Amanda says: oh yes you do!
Are you close with them?
Krysti says: see above answer. k thanks.
Amanda says: I love you so much!
How many people do you trust 100%?
Krysti says: with what?
Amanda says: only my sweet sister... yea right...she won't even claim me. (how touching...yea right.)
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Krysti says: Old Navy
Amanda says: *sigh* umm... mine came from the school krysti dropped out of.
Do you go to church?
Krysti & Amanda say: What's church? :)
Are Chuck Norris jokes funny?
Krysti says: eh.
Amanda says: I have no idea.
Krysti asks: does amanda even know who chuck norris is?
Amanda replies: I'm sitting next to you, you dumbass! Why don't you just ask me??
What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
Krysti says: the second National Treasure
Amanda says: What's a movie theatre?
Can you live without the computer?
Krysti says: yea. yes. uh huh
Amanda says: absolutely
When was the last time you got flowers?
Krysti says: Graduation. From Amanda - they smelled ooober bad but I kept them in my room anyway. Had to sleep with my nose plugged for like a year, but it was cool - whatever you know.
Amanda says: Who the hell is Amanda if you don't have any sisters?
Do you wish at 11:11?
Krysti says: no. thats dumb.
Amanda says: what's 11:11?? Is that anything like 4:20??
Do you have any piercings?
Krysti says: 5, all in my ears
Amanda says: plus the holes in your brain!
Who was the last person you laid in bed with?
Krysti says: myself, thanks for rubbin it in!
Amanda says: dont' forget your kangaroo!
Whats your middle name?
Krysti says: Jillian. I hate it.
Amanda says: I know, you poor kid.
How big is your bed?
Krysti says: big enough to fall off of every night.
Amanda says: did we forget to teach you that lesson?
Ever get so drunk you couldn't remember the entire night?
Krysti says: No, but i feel the next to respond has quite a few times!
Amanda says: do i drink??
Can you play any instruments?
Krysti says: hmm.. my vocal cords.
Amanda says: in my imagination!
Favorite flower?
Krysti says: white rose.
Amanda says: you make me wanna vomit.
Have you ever loved someone?
Krysti says: yes. damnit!
Amanda says: was it ME???
Do you have a tattoo?
Krysti says: not yet...
Amanda says: drawn on paper, yes. on my body, no.
Mom says: Krysti now has TWO. *sigh*
Are you hiding something from someone?
Krysti says: no, i spilled the beans already.
Amanda says: what does that mean?
3 Things you can't live without?
Krysti says: water. sleep. my pillow.
Amanda says: don't forget your antidepressants!
Are you a giver or a taker?
Krysti says: ima giver.
Amanda says: whatever! As I said, you have a very false perception of yourself.
What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
Krysti says: I don't remember looking in the mirror this morning.
Amanda says: yea well if I were you, looking in the mirror, i'd think 'damn i need to wash my face!'
Do you believe there's always room in your heart for your first love?
Krysti says: neh.
Amanda says: thats because your a taker and not a giver.
Krysti says: no. thats cause he was a bad LOVER.
Mom says: *ahem!* LET ME CLARIFY THIS! What Krysti MEANT was... he was not good at loving. She doesn't know about the other!!! *whew*
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
Krysti says: i don't care anymore.
Amanda says: yea well maybe you SHOULD!
Have you memorized your social security number?
Krysti says: I don't have one.
Amanda says: go back to where you belong!
Who is your favorite family member?
Krysti says: I don't have a family.
Amanda says: Krysti, of course.. haha
Who's the last person you kissed? Held hands with? Hugged?
Krysti says: This is 3 different questions with 3 different answers. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
Amanda says: just answer them for pete sake.
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Krysti says: ugh. he begged me.
Amanda says: oh you felt like being a giver!
When was the last time you cried?
Krysti says: sniffle sniffle
Amanda says: I told you not to forget your antidepressants!
Have you ever gambled in a casino?
Krysti says: nooo. geez. rub it in that i'm only 18 why don't you!
Amanda says: enjoy your youth.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Krysti says: I'm in the process of it now would you please HURRY IT ALONG!?
Amanda says: Just jump on him already!
How many texts did you receive today?
Krysti says: enough to hafta delete my message box at least once...
Amanda says: stop texting me!
Do you ever miss your first love?
Krysti says: AH enough about that ALREADY!
Amanda says: I second that!
Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Krysti says: no,no. I'm a simple person.
Amanda says: woah that stinks! man what did I eat???
Mom says: There is nothing simple about either of them... except their brains! (but you've probably already figured that out!)
Who was the last person to make you cry?
Krysti says: Amanda's fart just brought a tear to my eye.
Amanda says: oh my stomach hurts.
Name someone whose name starts with the letter "R."
Krysti says: RICK
Amanda says: Hey that's what I said!
Do you trust people easily?
Krysti says: no foo.
Amanda says: oooohhh.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Krysti says: Yes. damnit. i will.
Amanda says: not at the rate things are going for you right now!
Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
Krysti says: I think i'll just live at home forever. ahahahaha. NOT
Amanda says: oh you poor thing...
Where were you at 9pm last Friday night?
Krysti says: I was at the New York/Pennsylvannia border.
Amanda says: *sigh* at home.
What happened at 10:00 am today?
Krysti says: I worked.
Amanda says: I was exercising and watching my kid in "kidsercise"
Is your family just a bundle of fun?
Krysti says: oh they're a bundle of something.
Amanda says: you don't have a family, remember?
What would be the full name of your best friend?
Krysti says: It WOULD BE Tara Marie O'Toole. AND Richard William Dunphy III
Amanda says: oh my gosh. what a last name! and what does that questions mean anyway, "would be"??
Do you laugh at all the wrong times?
Krysti says: exactly the right times, of course.
Amanda says: there is no wrong time to laugh.
Krysti says: how bout when you run over an animal innocently running through the road???
Amanda says: That was you. and yea it was still funny.
When did you last laugh hysterically?
Krysti says: a few moments ago. sometime during this survey.
Amanda says: actually, you laughed several times. and... THIS is the last question??
posted by Melli at
1:01 AM
6 comment(s):
Well, I giggled a bit.
By
Anonymous, at
4/27/2008 7:01 PM
Too funny! I never saw that picture, but they did include me on this survey and I was cracking up! They are goofy. :) But gorgeous!
By
Unknown, at
4/27/2008 8:49 PM
I bet you all have more fun!! Love and hugs Grams
By
Talk..to..Grams, at
4/27/2008 9:30 PM
See, now you know why I regret not having had a daughter, lol !
I had another blog surprise ! A woman who sent me an email because she had read about the Brussels market on my travel blog ! She had just moved from the States to Brussels and was happy to know where she could buy plants !! Next week we will meet each other ! Isnt that funny ??
By
Ingrid, at
4/28/2008 1:03 AM
Oh, that was so much fun to read!!
:D
By
MaR, at
4/28/2008 4:04 AM
They are too funny!
By
Ladybug Crossing, at
4/28/2008 8:13 AM
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